batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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