I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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