a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
tell me about the fingering
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