she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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