Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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