I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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