May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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