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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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