He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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