And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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