Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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