he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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