i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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