But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.