Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.