Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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