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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.

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  Haha how do you remember that?

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  HOW COULD I FORGET?!

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..

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• (407): View more from Florida

  So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.

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