Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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