I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
