Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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