redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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