You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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