you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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