you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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