Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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