So drunk its hurt
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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