I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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