Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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