well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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