quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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