TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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