Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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