make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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