Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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