Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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