Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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