god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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