Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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