...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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