So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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