just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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