I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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