hotel room ftw
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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