The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i think i have two assholes
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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