You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Randomize
