sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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