Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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