Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I will die if light touches me.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
