erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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