so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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