If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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