we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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