Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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