I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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