The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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