North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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