Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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