i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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