I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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