Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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