Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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