OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
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I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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